I believe 'breathing' is next...be safe out there!
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Hat tip to u/penisse for the middle section!
My money's on "the surprising connection between excessive blinking and strokes."
I know that reads like a real CNN Health headline, but it isn't, at least not yet.
Yeah, I can see that...lol 🤡🌎
I love these excuses for the ACTUAL clot-shot deaths.
"Physical activity may cause heart attack risk" Really??? LOL These people are stupid.
Yeah, after you've taken the death shot that totally screws up your body's naturally functioning systems...a little 'exercise' will now drop you dead on a soccer field.
Brought to you by.... Pfizer!
I stubbed my toes
BAM HEART ATTACK
Better chop off peoples toes
Lol, yes, that's how silly this has become! Olympic-caliber mental gymnastics!
I am waiting for them to bring back "cooties"!
Imagine the mad scramble to come up with heart attack causes. Surely at some point even the dumbest will say no way. Like a movie that was really good then goes sub B on you in ridiculousness
Makes me wonder if these authors are actually fooling themselves too...or are they willingly deceiving their fellow citizens, neighbors, relatives, kids...quite sad. Hopefully you are right - the dumbest finally realize they have been conned.
Excellent compilation. Was just looking for something like this. ThanQ.
Have you heard about the masochist who like hot showers so she took cold ones?
I'll get my coat....