Send all these inept guards to a martial court at once.

34 = 17 + 17

Mary!🤗💐

Whilst inventorying the fridge, I noticed some smoked trout slices which someone brought to the new year’s eve apero, I will turn these into a wasabi/sesame flavorful tartar.😋

Praise God no one was seriously injured.🙏🏻💐

Mary!🤗💐

On my webcam, I can see that it’s snowing in Burgundy. Good that we stay in Bern this weekend.🥶

Yes we will. He motivates people.

There’s your thread, Fren: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1877088555509461409.html

Thank you, my Fren!🙏🏻🤗

Ouch, please stay warm and safe!🥶

Here is okay, 6-8C last time I check, so around 40F. I am grilling a chicken and cooking buns.

This weekend, I’d like to film a new muffin recipe which use even less eggs and almond.😋💐

Mary!🤗💐

Streisand effect in 3… 2… 1…

They’re begging for it!🤪

u/#kek

That’s what the guy get when it gets its distinctive part severed to look like what it never will be but still rhymes with…

MURICA!🤩🔥🇺🇸

Isn’t that smallish island with a deceptive name missing in the North-East?

So, it will be raining from its mangina over the flames?🤭

I am very sorry about that, my Dear. Thank you for sharing.🙏🏻💐

…and here is the Rock of Ages - Tom Cruise/Malin Ackermann’s version. I love that movie.🤗💐

Nope, just having a full spectrum satellite imaging of the South Pole.

Good girl!🤗

As it was getting somehow long to dry, I just put my pork filet in a 95F hot oven for a few hours. Should help getting it done.😋💐

I don’t advocate for a Greenland conquest as I could fly there for a nice visit anytime I want. What I want is someone to make Antarctica open for exploration again. I believe having that place closed to tourism because of « ecology » is a pretext to hide something.

Mary!🤗💐

So nice to hear from you. Had Izzy her morning outside walk? Give her a nice pat from me. I am a pet person. Mostly homeotherms, but also a bird lover, like Saint Francis, but a kinda milder way.🤓

Lord Ahmed of Rotherham

I am as surprised as I was when I heard about a mosque in Christchurch, NZ.

At least that should be Vizir Ahmed of Rotherham… unless he’s a Christian which doesn’t appear obvious given his manners with kids.

Laibach is a Slovenian (like Melania) pop band who always enjoyed being controversial, from playing Wagnerian hymns under the then communist dictatorship wearing what looked like Nazi uniforms, to being the first occidental band to play in North Korea.

They just recorded a live version of « I wanna know what love is ». I think you will love how it ends.🤩❤️

Oh, this I ignored. Thanks for not letting this spread.🙏🏻