I’m about to start a damn watch party tonight into tomorrow. Absolute proof, Absolute Interference, Absolutely 9-0, Scientific Proof, 2000 Mules, White Squall, etc. Yuge amounts of popcorn!
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"I'm not dooming..."
Yes, you are. It's easy to get excited. Are you drunk? Have you noticed everything happening this summer? Lake Mead alone has been more interesting than anything was in most of 2021, and it's just a side show this year.
Wake up. The birds are singing and the coffee's getting cold.
I didn't say things aren't happening.
I agree, tons of crazy things are happening left, right, and center.
Just, nothing ever comes of it.
That's fine and all -- a cake can't be frosted until it's out of the oven.
But it's definitely starting to feel like someone put the cake in the oven and forgot to turn it on.
All the ingredients are there... And all the party goers are gathered around...
The frosting is ready to go!
But no one has noticed the oven still isn't on yet...
At some point either the cake is gonna go moldy, as it feels like is happening now, or someone is finally gonna set it 400° and get it cooking already.
I made some biscuits yesterday. I kept checking them and thinking they weren't done yet. Then I took them out of the oven because I felt they'd been in long enough and sure enough, they were brown on top.
Sometimes you think nothing is happening right before things happen.