549 () posted 2 years ago by ImGumbyDammit 2 years ago by ImGumbyDammit +552 / -3 127 comments share 127 comments share save hide report block hide replies
It's like working 75% of the time and getting paid your full salary (plus tens of millions in kickbacks, bribes, and money laundering proceeds, but these are minor details).
Book deals, too! Although, those could also count as kickbacks.