I remember way back in the 1980s a Bloom County comic strip had some gag about Bill the Cat being vegasexual, and he got into some political scandal when he was caught in a hotel room meditating with an eggplant or something like that. I still lmao at how insightful that has proven to have been.

Why not be a tree or a rock. Trees only need aur, light and water, ricks need notta. They’ll kill themselves iff pretty quick that way.