I do. Here's an excerpt: (Remember he had only been married to Princess Di for 8 years and had two small children at the time when this call was made.)
Ch: I want to feel my way along you, all over you and up and down you and in and out...
Cam: Oh!
Ch: Particularly In and out!
Cam: Oh, that's just what I need at the moment.
Ch: Is it?
Cam: I know it would revive me. I can't bear a Sunday night without you.
Ch: Oh God.
Ch: I fill up your tank!
Cam: Yes, you do.
Ch: I need you several times a week.
Cam: Mmmm, so do I. I need you all the week. All the time.
Ch: Oh God, I'll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!
Cam: What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers?
Ch: Or, God forbid a Tampax. Just my luck! (laughs)
Cam: Oh, what a wonderful idea.
Ch: My luck to be chucked down the lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down.
I do. Here's an excerpt: (Remember he had only been married to Princess Di for 8 years and had two small children at the time when this call was made.)
Ch: I want to feel my way along you, all over you and up and down you and in and out...
Cam: Oh!
Ch: Particularly In and out!
Cam: Oh, that's just what I need at the moment.
Ch: Is it?
Cam: I know it would revive me. I can't bear a Sunday night without you.
Ch: Oh God.
Ch: I fill up your tank!
Cam: Yes, you do.
Ch: I need you several times a week.
Cam: Mmmm, so do I. I need you all the week. All the time.
Ch: Oh God, I'll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!
Cam: What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers?
Ch: Or, God forbid a Tampax. Just my luck! (laughs)
Cam: Oh, what a wonderful idea.
Ch: My luck to be chucked down the lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down.
Cam: Oh darling!
Full transcript of the infamous call: https://mobile.twitter.com/hashtag/camillagate
🤮 Ty for that disgusting link
Has Camilla always been a man? Still typing in my british accent, in case you're following along
Gah!