The same “logic” is spewed by people who think they’re doing the right thing by vaccinating their kids. Can’t tell my extended family we aren’t jabbing the baby because then they’ll treat us like lepers…but I thought they were protected?! 🤣🤣🤣

This gets a "missing context" popup warning on Fuckbook.

• This is my lucky rock.
• It protects me from tripping over unlucky rocks.
• My lucky rock only works if you have a lucky rock, else you could cause me to trip.
• I have a lucky rock and several lucky pebbles
• I must collect a lucky pebble every few months to re-energize the luck that my lucky rock has.
• I just tripped, luckily it wasn't a bad trip, I am thankful for my lucky rocks and pebbles, just imagine how bad I could have tripped without them.

• I also wear this hair net which prevents bad luck from landing on my head even though I am protected by the rock.
• you must wear this hairnet too, since you could be actively tripping without showing any signs, and passing the bad luck to others who are already protected.

• bad luck is intelligent. It won't attack you while you are sitting down to eat, or protesting or gather for what we consider a socially acceptable gathering.

Sounds like VP Camela Harris wrote that all by itself