This is a transcript of the actual IRS investigation
IRS Agent: Operator, connect me to BitCoin HQ
Operator: Umm .. I dont think that exists
IRS Agent: You better do as you are told or you will get raided.
Operator: Beep, bop, bop, beep beep, shcleep, creep, bleep bleep, click
[BitCoin HQ]: Hello, BitCoin speaking
IRS Agent: Hi BitCoin, I would like the list of all people who bought crypto last year
[BitCoin HQ]: You will need a password to access it
IRS Agent: Oh, whats the password
[BitCoin HQ]: 1am_DUm3x&F8uc|K3r
This is a transcript of the actual IRS investigation