I have not worked in 2 1/2 years so I am never late for anything.
The roads are where I first learnt that the human race is descended from pond scum and are a bunch of goody two-shoes, falling over each other to comply with every diktat ever issued and pissing and moaning at anyone who does not, like it is any of their business.
Slow people are frustrating fear based hominids and useless easters, inching along in their metal coffins like dead people in a funeral procession.
To red light Kermit. Get the fuck out of the way you giant aluminum turd. I am at the red light cause you are a slow fuck.
Edit:- To the down voters, you know who you are, YOU are slow fucks !
Speed everywhere now, it's your patriotic duty.
No You probably blame the slow people for being late, because you didn't leave early enough to get there without speeding.
No I speed everywhere as a matter of course.
I have not worked in 2 1/2 years so I am never late for anything.
The roads are where I first learnt that the human race is descended from pond scum and are a bunch of goody two-shoes, falling over each other to comply with every diktat ever issued and pissing and moaning at anyone who does not, like it is any of their business.
Slow people are frustrating fear based hominids and useless easters, inching along in their metal coffins like dead people in a funeral procession.