Socrates: "You agree, Thermippos, that all men are mortal."

Thermippos: "I do."

S: "And you agree furthermore that I am a man."

T: "I have no reason to doubt it, Socrates."

S: "Surely then you agree that I am mortal."

T: "I didn't say that. You did. Don't put words in my mouth."

S: "I beg your pardon, Thermippos, but I have simply drawn what follows."

T: "Strawman."

S: "But no true reasoner could fail--"

T: "Ah, the no-true-Macedonian fallacy."

S: "But, Thermippos, given the logical form..."

T: "Define 'logical form.'"

S: "...You must either accept the conclusion or reject at least one of the premises."

T: "False dichotomy."

S: "I see, Thermippos. You're an idiot."

T: "And that's an ad hominem."