So Santa Claus, Superman, Q and an unjabbed guy who regretted it, walked into a bar. Guess who the bartender served?
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Q of course! The rest are imaginary :)
Too bad Superman is imaginary, because we could sure use a hero like him.
There is someone pretty close ...
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Response of the week.
Heheh, yeah.
None of them. Not one is real.
Q is a team not a person.
Choose one and why did you assume Q who entered the bar to be a single person ? ;)
Okay, he served Q. All the rest don't exist.
Crash Test Dummies “Superman's Song"
Tarzan Wasn't a ladies' man He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm like that Quick as a cat In the jungle
But Clark Kent Now there was a real gent He would not be caught sittin' around in no junglescape, Dumb as an ape Doing nothing
Superman never made any money For saving the world from Solomon Grundy And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man like him
Hey Bob, Supe had a straight job Even though he could have smashed through any bank in the United States, Well he had the strength, But he would not
Folks said His family were all dead Planet crumbled but Superman, he forced himself to carry on, Forget Krypton, And keep going
Superman never made any money For saving the world from Solomon Grundy And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man like him
Tarzan was king of the jungle and Lord over all the apes But he could hardly string together four words "I Tarzan, You Jane"
Sometimes when Supe was stopping crimes I'll bet that he was tempted to just quit and turn his back on man Join Tarzan In the forest
But he Stayed in the city, And kept on changing clothes in dirty old phone booths 'til his work was through And nothing to do But go on home
Superman never made any money For saving the world from Solomon Grundy And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man like him
And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man like him”
Good song.