467 Elon Musk dissolves Twitter’s board and makes himself ‘sole director (www.independent.co.uk) ✅ ALL YOUR BASE ✅ posted 1 year ago by JFQ17 1 year ago by JFQ17 +467 / -0 Elon Musk dissolves Twitter’s board and makes himself ‘sole director’ Board had previously been made up of nine directors, including ousted chief executive Parag Agrawal 34 comments share 34 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I AM THE BOARD!
Chancellor Musk
"Chief Twit"
But "chief twat" would have been better
I actually think he should be doing a new Spaceballs reference, or Hitchhiker's.
Maybe instead of a blue checkmark, you get a Heart of Gold; a gold colored heart if you will.
Maybe you give someone a towel instead of retweet.
Linking directly to a tweet is engaging your Infinite Improbability Drive.
When you get suspended for violent acts, your account gets labeled a Sad Marvin.
The Riechserver fire