I'm pretty sure the reason the machines aren't working is because they can't connect to the server...
🤔💭 Theory 😲💡
Didn't Elon say something vague about servers?
But, you may ask, "aren't the Dominion machines supposed to be disconnected from the internet?"
Yeah...
Some more questions:
- Why are they all failing at the same time, nation-wide?
- Did someone turn off the internet connection to the machines?
- Did the last update have a poison pill in it?
- Are the ballots on different paper that isn't compatible with the "old" machines and that's why they can't go through? Are watermarked pages thicker?
- Are there not enough fraudster election workers left to run the ballots? Did they get cold feet knowing all eyes will be on them this time?
- Are Dominion's tech gaybois short on staff?
- Are they gonna blame daylight saving's time? Y2K 2.0? Russians?
- Can we even call this an election?
- Does this help or hurt Election Day voting turnout?
- Will our votes even be counted out of "Box 3"?
- Where's the lamb sauce?
Rigged for Red?
That would make sense. In order for fraud to work they would first want to reduce the margin to manageable levels. Siphon off a small percentage of votes in heavy R districts to lower the margin while adding dem votes. Also they would want to know how many R votes are out there so they know what they need to make up. Having the machines connected would feel the info to them in real time to start "finding" votes for the dem candidate. Now they won't know until each precinct reports in. And if they have too big of a margin to make up then they are going to lose.