Fade from black, Trump is standing behind a podium: “My fellow Americans the storm is... [dramatic pause] ...actually, I just wanted to let it be known that if I were selected to be the Speaker of the House... I’d graciously accept. God bless!” And then President Trump proceeds to literally drop the mic and walk off screen while the camera is fixed on 17 magnificent American flags in the background.
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Most likely: 2024 campaign announcement
Second most likely: Announcement is delayed
Unlikely, but possible: Intention to be elected speaker of the house
Most unlikely: Anything of material consequence regarding 2020 or 2022 election theft and a return to the WH
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That would most certainly cause tumultuous scenes.