Trump on TS: Hopefully, tomorrow will turn out to be one of the most important days in the history of our Country!
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Wow, 4 people have no sense of humor.
Up to 6 presently. Not thinking farts/fart jokes are funny counts as not having a sense of humor, btw.
They are not funny to a large amount of people. But they are not not funny enough to doenvote. People down voting them are like the people at the grocery store parking lot judging others for not putting the carts in the rack or not parking between the lines. Get a life.
A lot of people have no sense of humor then.
It is not funny when a cart isn’t placed correctly back where it belongs. It represents a fundamental breakdown of society when this simple norm isn’t followed. Go ahead and laugh, clown.
It was usually only 15 minutes before our staff meeting conversations turned to the scatalogical. Engineers... smh
An old engineer from the good ol' days at Boeing said they used to have the concept of "free-zoning." So the first guy that had to fart that day would go to someone else's desk and go "free zone" and let it rip, then that poor sap's desk was the designated spot for the rest of the day.
...sounds about right...lol
I have an operations background. We make a "deposit in the bank of <insert name here>" It's actually a beautiful thing watching someone's stock rise in this manner. LOL!
*farts in defiance
My first ever real incident of this/real life learning experience, I was at the store getting a few things (so handheld basket), and was like oh wow here comes a big one. BOOM. Well this launched a nice solid round (fortunately, not a big mess) into my boxer briefs, like a trampoline. Uh oh. So I was in the canned food aisle, and just moved some stuff and put my basket of stuff behind some cans so they wouldn't put my stuff back, casually left, went home, cleaned up and went back.
At the time I was doing both boxers and boxer briefs, so it was just dumb fucking luck that I wasn't wearing boxers that day.
LOL no that's what I mean, the underwear kept things contained (and this was with shorts on too), albeit with a sort of squishy ride home. Windows down.
Boxers yeah I probably would have done as you described, and not come back for the basket.
Like I say this was actually when I was fairly young, so it was quite the surprise and educational as well.
7 now. Farts are funny!
Auto not correct wanted to substitute facts for farts. Lol