Thanksgiving Play by Play: GAW Edition
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Share you degenerate family stories from your family get togethers.
First casualty was about 8PM Thanksgiving Eve. Daughter-in-law's bulldog hit the cat, cat died just about instantaneously, is in the trash out front now. DiL is upset, cannot understand why bulldog hit the cat....
Bulldog's name is Delilah, and she is a sweet puppy, just don't be a cat, or other dog, or most anything she wants to hit.
Everyone is upset with me - after washing blood off the back deck, bleaching it, came in to find folks crying.... told everyone in muh best Preacher voice... This Thanksgiving be thankful you are not the cat.
Nuther..... earlier in the day yesterday Daughter drove in, she noticed the Let's Go Brandon flag, she didn't understand it. So I got to explain that to her.
Gonna be crappy weather here today, five adults with the same general Christian leanings and two leftist adults will be cooped up here inside when the leftists arrive in about an hour. The leftists - stepson and another daughter in law - are vaxxed and we are not, they support all the insanity of the left from BLM to open borders and queer shiite...
It will be hard work to not tweak their tails about every minute or two.
".... told everyone in muh best Preacher voice... This Thanksgiving be thankful you are not the cat."
You are one badass dude, fren! 😂🤣😂👍🏽
Yes, and I add very funny too!
Who the fuck brings a bulldog into the same room with a cat? Even my ultraleftie sister isn't that brain-dead.
The stupidity of some people is mind-boggling.
It was outside, we thought the stupid cat had left the yard but he came back just in time to die.
But yes the young woman is in denial about her dog, her whole family has them and she thinks they are same/same as other dogs.
Ty living vicariously through you kek
This is winning the thread in my book
Be thankful we are not the cat. That should be embroidered and framed Nd placed on the wall next to the annual Thanksgiving table. Nice one. That was brilliant sir.