This guy, we called eggnog, came to America to setup a terrorist cell. Needed a wife and an anchor baby. Married my sister, had a baby. Eggnog worked with a bunch of shady dudes setting up the cell. He invited this FBI spook to the family Christmas party. The cunt looked like one of those 'undercover' FBI tards from the meme. He asked me thing like he read my FBI files, acted like he heard it from my sister or eggnog. I'm like, "what the heck are you doing here? You're clearly an undercover federal agent." Told me he was an engineering friend of eggnog, but couldn't speak about engineering.
FBI later interviewed my other sister and father, avoided me. Then one day two FBI agent showed up at my sister door and told her she needed to moved out asap because eggnog put a $5k hit on her to have her killed. FBI picked his sorry ass up and stuck him in solitary for 3 months until he spilled his guts. They departed him back to Pakistan as part of a plea deal instead of locking him away in a federal pound-u-in-the-ass prison for 40+ years.
While all that shit was going down, the FBI was following me around in sedans with very dark tinted windows, tapping my phone, and flagging my gun purchases. Cunts.
The FBI sent a spook to my family Christmas party. I called him out as being a spook.
Turned out my sister husband was a real terrorist.
Lol what?? Can you give a quick summary of this story? Sounds crazy
This guy, we called eggnog, came to America to setup a terrorist cell. Needed a wife and an anchor baby. Married my sister, had a baby. Eggnog worked with a bunch of shady dudes setting up the cell. He invited this FBI spook to the family Christmas party. The cunt looked like one of those 'undercover' FBI tards from the meme. He asked me thing like he read my FBI files, acted like he heard it from my sister or eggnog. I'm like, "what the heck are you doing here? You're clearly an undercover federal agent." Told me he was an engineering friend of eggnog, but couldn't speak about engineering.
FBI later interviewed my other sister and father, avoided me. Then one day two FBI agent showed up at my sister door and told her she needed to moved out asap because eggnog put a $5k hit on her to have her killed. FBI picked his sorry ass up and stuck him in solitary for 3 months until he spilled his guts. They departed him back to Pakistan as part of a plea deal instead of locking him away in a federal pound-u-in-the-ass prison for 40+ years.
While all that shit was going down, the FBI was following me around in sedans with very dark tinted windows, tapping my phone, and flagging my gun purchases. Cunts.
Well at least you got the fed right
Damn.