Ask these warmongering leftists what they would do if there is a mandatory military draft to go to war with Russia. Will they avoid the draft with some letter from their shrink saying they have anxiety, or will they actually go stand on the border of “the Donbass” with a machine gun and shoot at people? Do they even know where “the Donbass” is? Could they point to “the Donbass” on a map? Do they know any history of “the Donbass”? Do they know what language they speak in “the Donbass”? Could they name the mayor of “the Donbass”? Or is “the Donbass” a distraction and what we are really dealing with is “the Dumbass”.

So far every single person I have asked has said they would avoid the draft. And if someone ever said no, they would definitely go fight, I would ask them what are they waiting for? Why not go now? Then I would hammer them with questions about “the Donbass” to show what a poseur fraud fake tough guy they are. Then I would mock them by riffing on them standing in Russia with a machine gun like a duped idiot looking for WMDs in Iraq. “OK guys! I’m here in the Donbass to fight Russia! I’ve got my paper Covid mask, my rainbow patch, this gross gun I don’t even like to touch, and my pronouns he/him engraved on my dogtags. Let’s GO!”