Let's skip this planet
(media.greatawakening.win)
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I've heard that whenever aliens fly past Earth they all lock their doors.
And someone offers to clean their windshield fo' five dolla
Fi' dollas!? I'll give you two. Wait...it looked cleaner before you washed it! What is that greasy stuff?!
(I've been through the Holland Tunnel with a California plate. I know what happens.)
Dat's jus Van Allen Belt radiation residue dawg... wipes right off.
Fo' fi' dolla
..but I only got tree fiddy. I got some Del Scorcho packets - you could have them and this air freshener.
We good? Thank you for your service!