In the total absence of global warming, which I had been looking forward to with hearty anticipation, this episode of woke failure has warmed my heart. I don't expect the holidays will be very merry for this silly bartender. I can imagine the outrage when AOC gets a lump of carbony coal in her stocking for Christmas. Expect Santa to be canceled as racist icon and his sleigh declared a carbon-spewing engine of doom from reindeer farts.