Facts.

Tell the young'ns how you were there, how none of it would've habbened without you n a few fellow frogs.

Then, when they grow up they'll tell all their frens how gramps was "there" in the trenches, shooting Satanists one by one led by General Q themselves, armed with only a smart phone, keypad, Buckle of Truth and Sword of Righteousness... with orders from God Himself-- a Chosen warrior.

Legend