Whats the most rediculous thing i can wear as a mask without getting kicked out? I want to slap every person i see with one on, but i also have anger issues so i figured mockery was my best option. Please post ideas below. Thanks!
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I thought about this too. I'm prepared to wear an israeli gas mask. So I can blast the staff that their paper mask doesnt work, they need to wear one of these.
Also I think that might startle anyone in the waiting room.
Another thought I had was panty hose as that is just as protective as the paper mask and does not cause bacterial pneumonia.
Or a Trump Halloween mask.
When they argue with you and offer you one of their paper masks show them the caution on the box that says it does not protect against viruses.
I've worn a Soviet gas mask.
Not only would you be taking the piss, you are the only one wearing a device that does anything remotely close to what these moron paper mask wearers think theirs does.
This is good! I wish I would’ve heard this idea 1.5 years ago.
If anyone says anything, now you’ve beat them at their moral high ground. “You know your mask doesn’t actually work, right? I’m saving grandma by wearing a real mask like this.”
Lol👌
I have a gas mask sitting on my desk at work, wore it a couple of times to tell people they're not taking this seriously enough. If they bring masking back I'm going to wear it everyday.
I thought about this as an option also, it is very high on my list.