Better description:

Minute for minute, you won’t find a more degenerate and perverted film this year than British rugby drama "Take It In The Arse," a disgustingly erotic sports story slathered in sweat, streaked with mud, and dripping with eroticism. As a “B Squad” of gay athletes tries to overcome their lack of testosterone and push past rivalries to score an elusive win, a secret affair simmers among them. Mark (puppy-eyed Alexander Lincoln) finds himself unable to avoid the enormous girth of teammate Warren (Alexander King), with his cocky attitude and emotional unavailability.

AIDS McMonkeypox.

That's okay, with all the $$$ the patriots pumped into Hollywood for Top Gun Maverick, Hollywood can afford to make stinkers again...