Announcer 1: "Jim, it looks like we have a player down. He isn't moving, Jim."
Announcer 2: "Well, Bob, he did seem to twist his ankle. Probably because the grass was too short because of global warming."
Announcer 1: "Is it typical to need CPR for a twisted ankle?
Announcer 2: "I have been informed by the CDC that it is uncommon, but it does happen. Just like 5 year olds having strokes."
Fans: "Could it maybe be the Covid vaccine?"
NFL: "How dare you be so insensitive to number 47's family?"
Announcer 1: "Jim, it looks like we have a player down. He isn't moving, Jim." Announcer 2: "Well, Bob, he did seem to twist his ankle. Probably because the grass was too short because of global warming." Announcer 1: "Is it typical to need CPR for a twisted ankle? Announcer 2: "I have been informed by the CDC that it is uncommon, but it does happen. Just like 5 year olds having strokes."
Fans: "Could it maybe be the Covid vaccine?"
NFL: "How dare you be so insensitive to number 47's family?"