I think every single small town in America needs to plan a community calisthenics and mini marathon on April 1st. When half of every community has heart attacks and overwhelm the hospitals the mainstream douche nozzles can opine that is just a April fool's joke, the joke will be on them though. More food and housing will become available overnight and the local economy will be a boon for all.

Yeah, sorry I'm poking fun at a morbid subject but for fucks sake most people aren't ever going to wake up until it's too damn late. The real question is...... Are there any treatments known at this point that can negate the negative affects of the jabberdo?

Anyone know of anything? Asking for family and friends that got it many pokes.....

Thanks