When I got to, "He Charmed Them" I had to quit reading.
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According to Ashley, he charmed her pants off and showered her with affection.
Was that affection?
Spellkek suggested 'infection'.
I stand erec...Damn it.....corrected.
thank you
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I didn’t make it past the title.
THAT is Exactly what I got from it! Hoisting his sons up to the window to go in.... Just call the damn realtor.
It is so funny to me that people like him and his family are so narcissistic that all that energy they put in to doing things the wrong way, would have been much easier if they did it the honest way.
There are some things in the first five or six paragraphs that are pretty interesting. He was a lier since day 1.
When his pants caught fire, it turned all the hairs on his legs blonde and they stood up, 'like that, you know' and the kids would run their hands....oh look, ice cream!
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And he knows all about roaches. Becasue he is one!