Absolutely not, you're supposed to be buying them from giant corporate insect factories. We can't go having you being self-sufficient now, can we? Plus you don't want to miss out on whatever nefarious plans uncle Klaus has to get you infected with parasites or poison you with chitin.
Are we supposed to be catching crickets to eat? Like bearded dragons?
Yes! This is how it works. Catch cricket. Put on end of fishing hook. Go fishing. Now eat fish for dinner and forget the bugs and worms.
I don't have the tongue for it.
Absolutely not, you're supposed to be buying them from giant corporate insect factories. We can't go having you being self-sufficient now, can we? Plus you don't want to miss out on whatever nefarious plans uncle Klaus has to get you infected with parasites or poison you with chitin.