And yet, contrast that with the obsequious personalities of Reddit, where the top rated comments are typically some random's attempt at sounding sophisticatedly loquacious through the artifical inclusion of pseudointellectual diction, all in a bid to fulfill their sapiophiIIiac fantasies.

To be completely honest, the prospect of the curious leftist happening upon my comment is practically the only reason why I bother writing eloquently. Truly, I want them to see we have our points, too, and that our goals are virtually identical even if our opinions on policy are essentially polar opposites. There seems to be a specific ratio of letter to word count I find that they're most receptive to. The Ionger your words, the greater your credibility, and is why I feel the need to consult my mental thesaurus more often than I am comfortable with.

Ha! I was truly just being honest :)