This bit right here proves it's satire:

The unvaccinated should by any moral measuring stick have done more to warn about the potential risks -- to help us make informed decisions about our health. And they must now ask us for our forgiveness. (That last sentence is the most satirey of the satire. --Ed. :)

And, hand to heart, we may just give it to them.

Because we are good people. We took those injections because it was the right thing to do -- until it wasn't.

Absolutely, hands down, satire. Very well done. Remember how hard it is to satirize the left since they've become such over-the-top extremists.

It is.