They could've showed up too, who knows, I usually just roll my eyes and shut the door while they speak. I have my church going friends, I'll go with them when I want just don't wake me up when I am sleeping without coffee and a good reason like fishing. Hearing about your cult whilst hungover isn't gonna sell your point.

Could be Hoover vacuums or magazine subscriptions, I could give a rat's ass, I ain't buying what you're selling if I awake to your sales pitch. Hand me coffee and ammo and say we're going duck hunting and I'll write you into my will.