I'm so sorry, I love you bro. Everything I said is true but I came at you the wrong way. It's a hostile environment I'm beginning not to trust anyone here.
I'm not, I'm an electrician that happens to have a past in bounty hunting! My brother occasionally asked me to collect garbage for him, that doesn't make me a garbage man!
They get 2k a month in housing, medical benefits and food stamps... I say up the price to 10k per illegal. I'd go back to bounty hunting for that much. My buddy was a bail bondsman and occasionally he'd ask me to help grab a runner. No it's not like Dog The Bounty Hunter. It's sitting in front of a shitty trailer park for 12 hours and after ten cups of coffee the asshole shows up.
It was always 3 of us, first guy has a taser and does the talking, usually it was me with the shotgun with rubber slugs standing behind in case... and then there's someone else with a Glock or something loaded with hollow points. We always set up in this configuration for excessive force legal reasons. Not once did anyone ever look at us and not comply. They take one look and just put their hands out for the cuffs.
One kid was so cool I let him use my bathroom and eat some chicken 😂. His mom knew he was gonna run so she asked us to grab him and begged us not to harm him, she just wasn't willing to hold the bond on 60k knowing he was a flight risk. Bought us all KFC, told her kid what a fuck up he was and after lunch we took him to the county jail.
I'm not allowed to have nice cellphones... or sunglasses. Current record is 2 days flat. Backing up my truck I hear a crunch... oh shit, forgot I left my phone on the bumper. Off to Walmart to buy another cheapie. Set up the new one, email, Google, restore contacts etc.
Go fishing with my friend, catch a beautiful trout, pull out my brand new phone and take a picture of it and then toss my phone into the lake. 🤦♂️ My friend had some really good IPAs and weed. Nothing like sitting there holding a fish looking at it knowing that you have to go buy another phone and go through the hassle of setting everything AGAIN!
How can I help speed it up?
So do the moloto people write a check to themselves?
I'm trans-financial myself. I'm a rich person born in a poor person's body. Give me money, the struggle is real!
I want reparations from a century of stolen bicycles! 😂
Let's look at how many white slave owners there were... the first slave owner was black and every ship that brought them here were owned by jews.
I'm half Irish, do me and the coolies get a check from anyone too since my ancestors were slaves building the railroads? I'm also half Scottish, am I entitled to reparations from England?
I know some SEALs who would leave that fucker alone even if he provoked them... literally. Semper Fi, hoorahh... I was Navy side though, was just visiting my jarhead brother. We both scored too high on the ASVAB to see combat but he lied to go kill in Iraq... life's a bitch
Can vouch, was in 29 stumps for 6 months, made friends with a guy in the 2/7 who was quite possibly the toughest man in Commiefornia back then. 3rd degree black belt in Judo and only ended up a Marine because he almost paralyzed a guy in a bar picking a fight with him. Dude happened to be a dumb, drunk off duty cop. Judge offered him the option of jail or the Corps.
His wife finally allowed him to go out drinking with us telling us we were making a huge mistake... she was right. Bunch of jocks happened to be staying in a motel ended up mouthing off. Entire football team surrounded him and it began. 200lb jocks flying through the air, arms snapping, guys screaming and the ground littered with unconscious kids. He gets to us, laughing, covered in blood, winks and runs back through the mob repeating this with even more intensity.
While me and my brother are watching paramedics haul off literally dozens of jocks we're lying to the cops saying we didn't know who or what caused this our friend is now talking to them too... showered, clean clothes and not a scratch on him. Crazy fucker humpped 4 miles home, cleaned up and returned calm and cool. We found out why Tony was only allowed to drink in the garage under his wife's supervision.
Tony by himself could take care of a few hundred rioters, imagine a thousand Tony's deployed to LA.
Move to the western slope, I grew up on the front range and have never regretted ditching the Denver metro area. Commiefornia 2.0
$3.19 on gas, don't know about hamburger or eggs because I just stocked up on rib-eyes for $6.99 a pound and walk out to the chicken coop for eggs. Couldn't tell you where my gas comes from but I know where my food does.
$3.19 this morning, western slope Colorado.
(I collect points off the company's gas card, they're spending hundreds a week sending me to the jobsites. Found out how many points I'm accumulating and filled up my personal truck for 19 cents a gallon last time... 😂)
Most bartenders are sluts
I don't think I could even get it up for Olivia Jullianna but I'd bang AOC
I'm gen x and I'd hit it. Wouldn't give her an orgasm, wouldn't listen to her and forget foreplay... no lube, ignore her desires, and just greedily use her. Grab her nicest bottle of liquor and block her number as soon as I'm in the cab after saying I needed to go outside for a smoke.
She might be 22 but she has the heart of a 60 year old... the only thing she's good at courting is donuts.
My Rottweiler likes me and hates everyone else but runs like a coward from everything... I'll have to defend him and my property with guns if SHTF.
At least he alerts me and let's me know when I need to arm myself
Right? Let's put an auto-pen and bottle of vodka on Mt Rushmore.
Give em wings and call it a murder?
Gee, two men who inherited a vastly corrupt FBI don't want to or cannot legally elaborate on current investigations? Obviously we need to get rid of these liars and get Comey back where he belongs! This guy is posting garbage, I'd like to see him analyze Biden, Hillary, Bill, Bush, Bush, Pelosi, AOC, Ohmar, Newscum, Tampon Tim, and every Democrat who held any office. Let's get him to look at Jussie Smullet and George Floyd whilst we're at it.
Kek! A gaggle of dindus
Some woke activist judge will call it reparations from whitey and let them off.
We need a pork registration website. Slaughter a hog and put it's blood all around a building, smear bacon grease everywhere taking pictures of it on your doorknobs... let every Muslim know where. My dog goes everywhere with me and sleeps with me and no woman I'm seeing will ever wear a burka. Bikinis are sexy, if a woman has a nice body she should show it off.