NIGHT CREW: OK, let's talk Big Pharma "get laid on a date" strategies! Any bros wanna share your best date closing lines? Are you going with "I save people for a living," or does "SHH, DON'T TELL, BUT I'VE LITERALLY MURDERED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE?" What strategy works with ze ladies these days??
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I usually go the hero route by telling her that I was the guy who stood up to those tanks in Tiananmen Square.
If that doesn't work I tell her that I directed the ATF in Waco. You know, chicks dig that.
Yeah, that's the ticket!
"I don't tell everyone this but I was on the balcony" UK pedes will get this one...
Blanket, is that you?
Who?
Lol this actually may work because it's so absurd. Sarcastically try to impress by saying outlandish things. She would laugh