Lmao right?

Like who "lies" like that? Usually if he was lying to impress he would be like "yeah I did x to help stop covid".

Instead this dumbass tries to impress his date with "yeah ya know that virus that has tortured the world for 3 years? Divided society, dejected the unvaxxed by firing them and restricting their movement, how you haven't seen your family in forever, you couldn't attend your family's funerals, kids got screwed over with school?

starts to smirk, feeling that rush of confidence as the restaurant goes silent with the anticipation of erupting into thunderous applause

"Yeah so I've been helping to mutate covid into more mutations to make more people sick and kill more people so that we can scare more people, inject them for the rest of their pathetic lives all so I can make my boss more money"

...except his applause never came

And neither did he that night.