LOL Imagine him sulking home...he tried to stop what he thought was the "getaway car" with the passengers telling him to get his dumb ass out of the middle of the road. The cops didn't arrive as quickly as he wanted, and when they did, they said the clown would be the one arrested. He was too weak to get that Ipad cracked open, and even if he did, it wouldn't have mattered, the footage already in like 10 different locations at that point. HR SHOVENSTUFF in the red jacket helped his dumb ass to sit down and have a seat on the floor. Walking home, I am quite certain that he had to consider that, "I may actually really be the most fucked person in the history of earth, at a level never before reached." If all this wasn't bad enough, on the third date he still didn't get laid. LOL worst day ever.

Do we know he's still breathing oxygen? 🧐🫁