LMAO If there was ever a way Trump could have good optics and a favorable attitude from MAGA after an appearance with Lynnsey Graham, SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY, he did it here.

This whole weekend was an important reminder to us that THE MOVIE IS STILL PLAYING. 🍿 There were comms upon comms underneath Trump's words of comfort and action for America and I have to say I found it all strangely satisfying. Like when you miss the liquor store on their Sunday hours, but suddenly remember you bought an extra six back the night before. Oh man, what a relief! 🤣

Anyhow, this is only HALF of a WTF scenario, and that's more for Graham actually pulling off a public speaking event without saying ANYTHING disgusting or stupid! Well, I never! Really nice words about GEOTUS and a one liner to take home with you from the desk:

You can't have Trump policies without Trump. Annnd BOOM goes the dynamite!

Graham brings up his career beginnings "to the state house people you're not doing it for the money" KEK No Lynnsey, we know YOU are the one who loves making money, and if you're lucky and you do what you're told it will still be there in Forefeiture along with all your seized assets. Carry on.

Senator Graham has a certain way about him. A plainclothes way of speaking (and thinking) is one of his hallmarks; he pulls no punches will tell you what someyhing is no frills no problem. But unlike other colleagues of his like Joe Kennedy, who is direct and humorous, or Senator Cruz of Texas, who is erudite and intellectual, and so by switching to plain language he puts forth his main ideas to us, Lynnsey's plain style fails him often, revealing a low intelligence warmonger and crook.

Point being he actually manages to turn that around here and tell us, in simple terms, why Trump was able to get so much done in his relations with other countries and alliances. Of particular note are those posh philosophers at NATO, who were cornered into paying more (400mil in fact) because in Graham's words "they were afraid of saying no."

Wait a second: did he just left the cat out of the bag? Are we saying that NATO was in fear of DJT? They tried their tired old bullshit that worked on every other American president, and we quickly showed them he was the wrong sheriff to fuck with. Stop please I can't get any harder.

Hmmm, how did this occur exactly? Say, was it by him going around to the countries one at a time and slamming down a very large stack of mysterious files? I know this other quy that said the same thing but people said it was lies. 🤣

There we go folks! Nice little mini Q confirmation here, that Trump strong armed and blackmailed NATO into being his bitch. Not too shabby for a weekend in January I'd say!

Last but not least, another fire line: There is only one president Trump.

Damn skippy. This was like Lynnsey Graham's Highlander speech. There Can Be Only One!

Oh, and speaking of people getting their heads chopped off...

You guys catching any of those steely glances that Trump is putting on Graham while he talks? Not to mention he is towering over him while they are about 6 inches apart on stage. Yikes! 😂Damn.

In case anyone forgot, Graham was self-described BEST FRIENDS with Senator No-Name for decades. When he died in fact, Senator Graham said he wished he could trade places with him. They did everything together including overseas trips to Ukraine in 2016.

Now suddenly in the last few years, the remaining members of the McCain clan have renounced Graham and want nothing to do with him.

Hmmm... what could all this, when taken together, possibly mean? I think we know. 🤣

If Lindsay Graham ISN'T compromised and working for the white Hats, well, we got a LOT wrong. But the more likely answer, evinced by his appearance and strong endorsement of Trump, is that he belongs to us now. Probably going to be A LONG TIME before he gets done. KEK!