Preach it, brother.

Its really our guy that we got assigned to us from the mob. He shows up one day and says he was assigned to us as our leader. He has hundreds of his other goon friends with him. They all have really nice suits, jewelry, houses and cars so they must be good at money. I keep asking if I could see the checkbook but they get really mad. One time we decided to gather around the whole family and tell them that we decided to let someone else take care of our books and business. They went nuts, locked up our family members, withheld food from us, took away our gasoline, and set the neighborhood on fire. Now they want more money to put out the fires but I don't see anybody actually fighting the fire. They just keep showing with better cars and jewelry and getting madder at us for questioning what they are doing. I think they are stealing our money and setting the fires to keep us scared. I haven't seen some family members for a couple years now. Some of my brothers think our uncle, Sam, is going to crush the gang members heads with a tire iron. He's been in wars before and can go berserk when you push him too far. I can't say I blame him. Things are getting Really bad.

Stealing it

We're borrowing it from the people we give it to. We literally give foreign aid to China with the money we borrow from China. We have to pay back our gift to them!