It is balllooon, let us all bow down and worship it. The holy balloon. And Saint Attila raised the holy balloon up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy holy balloon that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--