OK, which one of you left the bag of cocaine in the conference room?
Looks like she had her face stretched
Kamala Kielbasa
Everyday at 6:00 pm EST
A better alternative is to stop using the secret service
The only government official that has done less than Harris is Buttijuice from transportation.
Good Lord. Put your nipples away honey
Trump's fault. I knew it was coming
I see the truth of it
Reminds me when Morpheus said “welcome, to the real world”
Lock her up
There is no coming back from the sloped roof comment
I think it was Babylon bee that reported the part of the ear that got shot off was growing into a new fully formed Trump and driving the libs crazy.
Unalives him
And not a word from Dem leaders about gun control of assault rifles.
I think it was the Melania effect (do not appear vengeful)
This is costing CrowdStrike customers billions
His name was Tim Yergeau
Nessun dorma English lyrics:
No one sleeps! No one sleeps! Even you, oh princess, in your cold room, look at the stars that tremble with love and hope!
But my mystery; it is locked in me. And my name,no one will know! No, no! On your mouth I will say it, when the light will shine!
And my kiss will break the silence, that makes you mine!
His name no one will know... And we shall have, alas, to die, to die...!
Disperse, o night! Vanish, oh stars! Vanish, oh stars At daybreak, I will win! I will win! I will win!
C’mmmmoooonn buttijedge
I want his failure to be biblical
Filled with that much fear and anger that you would be compelled to bite someone.
I think we should all wear a bandage on our left ear
NYT wants my email address. Kek What does das boot have to say about all this?
They gave him a break for a couple weeks because they didn’t think he would be around much longer