Tell the commies to eat a bag of dicks.

Waterproof? Attach it to a local bus or municipal truck.

These devices are valuable? I can go buy a cheap burner phone that does the same thing.

Rope.

Yeah fuck that

I hope the government dicks see lots of people traveling garbage truck routes and to the dump.

Oh the sheeple *sigh

Stick it in a cargo box and ship around the world.