The continental United States racks up seven mentions in total. Other than New Orleans, Baltimore (rank 17), Detroit (rank 23), Memphis (rank 25), Cleveland (rank 27), Milwaukee (rank 39) and Philadelphia (rank 46) make the list.

Putting them on my no go list. But where is Chicago? I hear the homeless are encamped at O'Hare airport and using hallways as toilets.

Lived near Celaya a couple years. Had no idea it was one of the most violent towns, although I did frequently see Federales rolling by in their trucks trying to look mean. Shopped at Costco there a lot. Hubs left his golf clubs in his trunk at the Walmart parking lot in Celaya. Thieves broke into his car and stole everything. Gave him a big "I-Tody-So!" Police pretended to shake down the car washing gang always engaged in front of the parking lot. Me: "They're working together, OK? They're working together!"

But the coolest thing happened on the way home one day at sunset near Celaya. There was a very unusual sunset cloud formation resembling the Jesus statue in Rio. Looked like a gigantic Jesus flying off into the sunset, arms outstretched, hair and clothes all aflame and flying in the "wind.". Shoulda asked hubs to take a photo.

Come to think of it, when he comes back, it'll look a bit like that, his figure unmistakable in the sky.