I am Watching the Oscars for Comms So Frens Don’t Have To
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This movie is a full fledged comedy. Lizards, clones, and freaks. I will report periodically throughout the night. I’m pretty sure Donatello Versace is a lizard. Jamie Lee Curtis may be one too.
Very self sacrificing of you :)
❤️🤣
As in "I scoffed the cake to spare you the calories" :)
Thanks. Haven't seen a movie in years so I doubt I'd even know who most of the people are.
There's always a fresh supply of wannabees willing to sell their souls.
Way to be a team player sis. Look forward to your updates because I sure as heck am not gonna watch it. It's my Sabbath day and that feels like way to much work haha 😂😂🙏
I just love you, Slechta! As always, ThanQ for being the prayer warrior of the board!
Love you to sis. I'm blessed to be here with each and every one of u. Just trying my best to play what ever role I can. U all are like family and I'm thankful to play whatever tiny part I can
The Whale won best makeup. Actor Bendan Frasier (sp?) portrays a 600-pound man. Who on earth would ever watch such a depressing film? Still, I hope Brendan wins best actor as he recently spoke out about being raped as a young actor.
Sandra Oh, the Korean-American comedian from San Francisco, is there too. She looks absolutely beautiful—stunning dress and necklace. Her vulgar tattoos are hidden too. She looks the best I’ve ever seen her. So far, she is the best dressed.
(Now if I find out she drinks andrenochrome, I recant all complements.)
Now some guy is talking about how “brave” everyone is for making films. Brave?! Give me a break. Filmmaking is Brave? A cop in Chicago is Brave — not some pansy movie maker.
Ok, I’m really trying to hold my tongue, but I have to say, Selma Hyak’s FAKE plastic boobs look ridiculous. Just a reminder, her French husband owns Balenciaga who recently had that satanic pedophilliac ad campaign.
Yes and have you noticed their daughter Valentina is all over the place now after the Balenciaga story broke? Like she just had her satanic debutante coming out initiation or something.
“Satanic debutante”!!!! My sister and I cannot stop laughing about your spot-on comment. It’s so true. My sister thinks she might be a he/she. Who knows?!
Signing off! Hopefully, this is the last Oscars. Communist China and Satanists won big. I cannot wait to read my Epoch Times subscription tomorrow!
GODSPEED frens. And know that the true Academy Award goes to you and all patriots.
Gag-me-with-a-spoon GaGa may be a man. More satanists to come, including Rhianna. I’ll keep you posted!
Lol!
Please don't do it. If you do be careful. KEK
ThankQ for your concern, patriot555! But don’t worry, I put the full armor of God on before I started watching these self-important, satan worshipping egomaniacs.
Our brave warrior :) God Wins.
Malala made an appearance. I have no idea why she is there (celebrity virtue signaling?), but her dress is spectacular.
Lavern Cox (cock?) is interviewing the “celebrities” on “E” entertainment tv. I have to say, Lavern’s skin is very pretty. Lots of “celebrities” interviewed are complete unknowns. I suspect all the real “celebrities” are in Gitmo for crimes against children. 🤞
That is Roderick Cox.
Ha! ThanQ for the correction.
Sigourney Weever is there…looking lizardish and wearing Givenchy. Mindy Kaling, the “comedian” actress, is also there wearing Vera Wang. She must have lost a lot of weight. My sister thinks she might be a waxy clone. She looks VERY fake. We watching this on HD tv.
Je Huy Quan won best supporting actor. He gave an extremely humble, sweet speech filled with gratitude. I do not believe he’s a baby snacker.
Eva Longoria is there looking vulgar and like a rat. Antonio Banderas is there too. He looks like he had a major facelift.
Too much cleavage Eva Longoria. Not a good look.
And the Academy Award goes to all of you, frens.
I hear all my normie coworkers gushing over it. I want to vomit. They're all flicking their bean over Kimmel too.
Thank you for sparing us that dreadfulness.
Oh, Marlee Matlin, the deaf Oscar winner of Children of a Lesser God (which you could not pay me to watch), is on the red carpet flashing the devil sign left, right, and sideways.
James Friend won for best cinematography for All Quiet on the Western Front. I did not see this, but I read the book and saw the original film, which was very depressing.
The Rock is presenting and wearing pink. During an interview a couple of years ago, he had admitted to eating children. It was intended to be a joke, but I think it was more of a matter of “they have to tell you the truth” as it’s part of their luciferian religion.
All Quiet on the Western Front won again for set design. I think it was on Netflix, but I can’t confirm as I cancelled my subscription.
Queen bee satanist Lady Gag-me-with-a-spoon GaGa is performing her song for Top Gun Part II. She co-wrote it with her friend Blood Pop in her studio basement (torture chamber?). Sounds like her but doesn’t look like her. Then again, she’s had continuous plastic surgery. Now she’s crying. I suppose she’s upset about the andrenochrome shortage.
Black Panther Wakanda Forever won best costume. Elaine from Seinfeld presented. Winner gave speech about her 101-year-old mother who died just last week! Very sad.
David Byrne of the Talking Heads is performing what seems to be a satanic ritual. Freaks. Hideous song.
I wonder how Fiona Barnett feels about Nicole Kidman’s (“kid” “man”) recent plastic surgery. Her face is so stretched. Is it a clone? It’s so bizarre looking. Now Rihanna, the pregnant satanist, is performing.
Sarah Polley, wearing a very stupid tuxedo, won for best adapted screenplay for Woman Talking. She hails from beautiful Ontario, Canada. Sadly, she is a total communist and delivered, as expected, a political speech. (Years ago, she was quoted in George magazine stating “I would never shake hands with a Republican.”)
Amazon commercial with a girl with a mustache and gap between her teeth. Snapchat commercial with bizarre cartoon-like people, and one looks like that clone that malfunctioned. Major comms in the commercials.
Mindy Kalin (sp?) is presenting. She is wearing the same exact dress as she wore on the red carpet — but in black while the first one was in white. (Vera Wang, I believe). Anyway, methinks that is a major comm. (My sister pointed this out.)
As my sister just predicted, Michele Youh (sp?) won for best actress for Everything All At Once. Michelle Williams, who was also nominated for The Fablemans, probably thought the Oscar was going to her when she heard “Michelle.” Williams is the complete asshole who boasts about how proud she is for having her abortion. Sidenote—personal story: I saw Michelle Williams in full frontal nudity in an Off Broadway play in NYC. I was in the second row and almost threw-up from that shocking display of a birthday suit. Keep your clothes on girl!
“If all of this goes away, we are still with you.” Statement from soyboy’s acceptance speech. Very strange.
Jimmy Kimmel is talking about editors: “Editors can turn 44,000 hours of insurrection footage into a site seeing footage of the capitol.” Everyone roared. These people are sick and they mock us.
Saying prayers for your soul Fren !
ThanQ, fren! May God continue to bless you and yours.
Everything All At Once won for best picture. Surely it’s Luciferian.
Elizabeth Banks is presenting. She is almost as insufferable as Gwenyth Paltrow.
All Quiet on the Western Front won again — this time for best song!
Florence Pugh, who looks ridiculous from head-to-nose ring-to-toe, just quoted a screenwriter who said:
“Let’s put my mom in the matrix.”
Steven Speilberg is there too for his film The Fablemans. I feel so bad for that poor beautiful girl, Heather O’Rourke.