One of the following three things are more likely to happen than a Trump indictment, and they are so far out of left field that it is next to impossible to happen.
Elon Musk will buy Alphabet (Google) and will not have to sell off both Tesla and SpaceX to do so.
Howard Stern will win the Democratic Presidential Nomination while Ron DeSantis will be the Republican Nominee complete with endorsement from Donald Trump.
Candance Cameron Bure will be the Republican Vice Presidential Nominee.
One of the following three things are more likely to happen than a Trump indictment, and they are so far out of left field that it is next to impossible to happen.