How is the movie not woke? Mario is an idiot failure the entire time, Luigi is a "damsel in distress" the whole time, and Peach is a hardcore "girlboss". I guess because Mario isn't played by an obese "woman of color" it suddenly means the movie isn't woke?

I'd touch on the stupid plot ("hey, let's get on go-karts for no reason"), but wokeness or the lack thereof isn't a factor. Bad character design, bad casting... I don't get the hype other than from people seeing it because it's Mario.