Imagine how awesome that would be though. You: Dives for spiny lobsters on the reef. Also you: Has trained shark to chase off other potentially man-eating sharks and would-be lobster divers. Throw in a based bikini babe and a mojito and I don't know what else there would be to ask for.
Sharks aren't the great equalizer.
You can't use a shark to defend yourself.
Sharks have an instinct, guns are inanimate objects.
Imagine how awesome that would be though. You: Dives for spiny lobsters on the reef. Also you: Has trained shark to chase off other potentially man-eating sharks and would-be lobster divers. Throw in a based bikini babe and a mojito and I don't know what else there would be to ask for.
Didn't one of the Bond films have mind-controlled sharks??
The shark is also a chef. 🤯