"As I was walking around school the other day, a well dressed man, sporting a finely tailored suit and Ray-Ban sunglasses approached me asking about my interest in starting a revolution. And I'm like, who me? He's like, yeah, you. I'm thinking, yo, this is exactly what my teacher had been telling me too. Far be it for me to turn my back on the chance for change in order to force society to progress my way. If it's a violent revolution, so be it. So my antifascist cohorts and I met at Starbucks to decide our next move. They all thought it was funny how I wore a red baseball cap because it looks like a trumper hat. After having a hearty laugh, We knew that had to be part of the plan. So the next day I approached my English teacher and they/them seemed very sympathetic to the situation.... "
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"As I was walking around school the other day, a well dressed man, sporting a finely tailored suit and Ray-Ban sunglasses approached me asking about my interest in starting a revolution. And I'm like, who me? He's like, yeah, you. I'm thinking, yo, this is exactly what my teacher had been telling me too. Far be it for me to turn my back on the chance for change in order to force society to progress my way. If it's a violent revolution, so be it. So my antifascist cohorts and I met at Starbucks to decide our next move. They all thought it was funny how I wore a red baseball cap because it looks like a trumper hat. After having a hearty laugh, We knew that had to be part of the plan. So the next day I approached my English teacher and they/them seemed very sympathetic to the situation.... "