This thing is less than a week in the light of day, and has exploded onto the scene. It's torching every DS bad actor it has touched. Democrats in congress are fighting tooth and nail to redefine words on the fly to discredit it.
Their panic is out in the open, and their performance is embarrassing. Obvious, cringe-worthy, wild-eyed panic that is absolutely delicious.
Their new legacy: lies, lies, lies. The party that lies to it's constituents, lies to the world, and lies to itself.
What a time be alive! 👀🍿
Tryna stay healthy to witness that climatic moment, in slow motion, like a top fuel dragster, a millisecond after the tree turns green and the slick sidewall wrinkles just right before it transfers the power to forward motion...The trap door swings open, the body is still suspended in midair before gravity sends it accelerating towards the center of the earth at 9.8 m/s squared...the key moment approaches...the rope slides down itself, tighter and tighter, squeezing the living shit out of that pencil neck MFer, until....those big bug eyes finally can't take the pressure anymore and they suddenly pop ALL THE WAY out of his skull and get yanked back like a pair of chained pitbulls making a run at the mailman only to be denied at the last moment...