No, you fucking cunts, your primary aim is to keep your customers' MONEY safe and secure. So when they want to withdraw it—with no questions asked, of course—their money (NOT YOURS) will be there for them.
You aren't keeping ME safe by asking ME to prove why I want MY money out of your stinking bank. You're doing that to keep YOU safe. That's not my probem, bitch. Gimme my money, make it snappy, and shut up about it.
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No, you fucking cunts, your primary aim is to keep your customers' MONEY safe and secure. So when they want to withdraw it—with no questions asked, of course—their money (NOT YOURS) will be there for them.
You aren't keeping ME safe by asking ME to prove why I want MY money out of your stinking bank. You're doing that to keep YOU safe. That's not my probem, bitch. Gimme my money, make it snappy, and shut up about it.
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