I work a government job and when something bad happens, like the San Bernardino shooting, people say "where's the video" and I'm thinking - there aren't any video cameras in any government building I have ever worked in.

Not only that, but we had a co-worker who had a birthday and we had a cake in the break room with lit candles and I was worried that the candles might set off the sprinklers and I was told "Don't worry - those sprinklers aren't hooked up to any water supply."