Because he threw pizzas, the climate apocalypse clock has jumped forward 3 hours and 59 seconds, we are literally at 11:59 with 1 second to go.

If he had thrown just one more slice, the waters would finally have risen and consumed the world and we'd all be dead.

Thank goodness to the officers here for stopping this ornery Chad! That was a close one!

Some might call it an insurrection.