That's fair.

And there are plenty of delicious vegetarian dishes halal, or even egg and dairy based. Same for kosher.

We could start a fusion restaurant called "Aloha Snackbar". Our tagline can be "blasphemy never tasted so good" or "serving good food in an evil world"

We'll feature haram and non-kosher dishes, pork, shellfish, etc. Convent since dishes from Eritrea into fish-based meals. Make Utah jello as alcohol shooters. Vedic/Indian dishes with extra spices. Basically, we'll poke fun at every religious and cultural food prohibition we can think of. What could go wrong? Lol

We'll probably need to build it in Texas, because anywhere else we'll get run out of town. :)